jizztastick

Something that when you SEE,TOUCH,HEAR,FEEL or TASTE that is makes you ejeculate or jizz in your pants.

Bruddah that chocolate cake is jizztastick.

by secelsmike January 20, 2011

Jiztastic

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.

Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic

by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

Jizznastics

During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).

"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!

by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019

Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Jizzstickle

When your body goes into a frenzy of tingles; also known as a Shiver of excitement. ;)

1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.

2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.

by Richurtz August 14, 2015