Urban Dictionary: Velveeta

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An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??

by blueduck577 April 08, 2004

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An act by a person that is so cheesy, it is beyond cheesiness.

" Jim is velveeta. He cries about everything! He opened his birthday card and cried!"

by Leahann October 10, 2006

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$olid cheeze whiz. It doesn't even deserve the letter 'S'.

I took velveeta-
and made, a sweater.

by Zach G. February 08, 2004

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Unsolicited advertising received via fax. The equivalent of spam received on a fax machine.

I came in this morning and there was velveeta all over my fax machine!

by Hitcher March 03, 2004

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1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam

Quit posting velveeta to more than SIXTY newsgroups!

by Xyzzy February 08, 2004

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1. terrible excuse for cheese-related food.
2. not actually food
3. most definately not cheese

Leave it to Newfoundlanders (Newfies) to eat velveeta like it is a food group.

by litty August 26, 2003

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