Jiztastic

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.

Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic

by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

jiztastical

Made up by two idiots a few years ago, this word is offered as a response to something amazing, or something so completely awesome that you will automatically, and undoubtably, jizz inside your trousers. Or pants.

1: dude, the new Grand Theft Auto 5 gameplay looks jiztastical

2: man those yoga pants on her look jiztastical

by adefblackguy September 14, 2013