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jizznastics 

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The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.
She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.
jizznastics by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

Jizznastics 

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Ejaculating volume of Olympic-like proportions.
I did jizznastics with my dong all over the tig’olbitties!!!
Jizznastics by Ej1984 March 3, 2019

Jizztastic 

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When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

jizztastic 

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good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.
jizztastic by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

Jizztastic 

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When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.
God that is absolutely jizztastic
Jizztastic by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Jizztastic 

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Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.
This song is jizztastic!

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You look jizztastic today!
Jizztastic by lolicakes February 26, 2011
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