Jizzt 

The central underlying point or what is happening in a porn movie.

I only had to watch Star Whores for 7 minutes to get the jizzt of what was going to happen.

Jizzt by Mr. Sneakers December 14, 2009

jizzt 

Exactly like "gist," but slightly more immature and so much more satisfying (kind of like your mom last night).

Person 1: "So then I said to her that I wasn't and then she said that I was and then I'm like no and then she's like yes and then I donkey punched her in the mouth. It's a confusing situation."
Person 2: "Nah, it's okay, I got the jizzt."

jizzt by gwenniebelle July 1, 2009

Jizz Wiper 

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016

Jizz Brick 

Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.

I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.

Jizz Brick by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016

jizz jingle 

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.

And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!

jizz jingle by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

Jizz Pig 

A game where one person is deemed the pig and strips naked while his friends form two lines either side of him. He has to crawl on all fours squealing like a pig whilst trying to escape while his friends have to jizz onto his back, head and buttocks.

We gonna make that cheese eating piggy our jizz pig

Jizz Pig by Jizz Maestro September 30, 2016

Quiz Jizz 

n. The juices, sauces, etc., that drip down one’s face while eating a toasty sandwich from Quizno’s.

Victor: Dude, what’s that dripping down your face?
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.

Quiz Jizz by VictoBenko March 31, 2011