Wiper

A wiper is often used to describe the penis of a person who enjoys to wipe it across the faces of others.

Jimmy is always in trouble for having his wiper out and wiping Maratha in class.

by KiLlEdByArAyGuN March 26, 2012

Wiper

Entry level position in the engine room of a Merchant Ship of the United States.

Duties include maintaining cleanliness of engine room machinery and gangways, bilge detail, and painting/chipping paint in the engineroom.

Mike served as a Wiper aboard a Shell Oil tanker for a few months before moving up to Oiler.

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 15, 2007

Wiper

When you take a huge, pasty shit and your asshole is caked in your fecal matter resulting in the use of half of the toilet paper roll.

God damn that shit was a wiper. I had to take a shower after that one.

by Dynamo22 April 26, 2009

Wiper

The person who is responsible for cleaning up the stars of an adult film. Normally this is the male dichotomy of a "fluffer"

---End of First Scene---
Director: "Hey, I need a wiper to clean up Jenna for the next set!"

Wiper: "yes!"

by BooDaddy August 5, 2008

Wiper

In the sport of paintball, someone who "wipes" the paint off of them if they are hit, in order to stay in the game.

Man, I know i hit that dude like 3 times!

Yea, hes a cheatin' wiper!

by Spyder November 30, 2004

Wiper

1)look-up the 2nd definition of asswipe

2)a moocher, a.k.a. a person who feeds off other peoples belongings

yo get away from my stuff you wiper

by Tahj April 7, 2005

no wiper

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper

by ronnie_e November 4, 2010