Jizztrumpet 

Penis.
Origin: Scotland

You are an incomprehensible jizztrumpet.

Jizztrumpet by TooBloodyRight June 24, 2016

Jizz Trumpet 

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

Jizz Trumpet by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

jizz trumpet 

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

jizz trumpet by the red horny devil February 10, 2023