5 definitions by Jizz Maestro

Trimmer

A trimmer is a person who goes to a certain area of the Yorkshire Moors in England, where the craggy rock floor is coated in a thick and velvety moss covering.

The rocks are weathered and worn with age, and have formed deep crevices that are used as a substitute for the female genitalia. Lone walkers can be found face down in the rocks, appearing to sniff the moss, with their gentlemen inserted deep into a soft mossy crevice.

This act of copulation helps to trim the moss and keep it under control. Hence the phrase - “Trimmers”.

Paul is such a trimmer! He was face down on the moors this morning with his pal from the Co-op, Terry Tickler. He’s nothing but a moss sniffing shuffler!

by Jizz Maestro May 7, 2019

Jizz Pig

A game where one person is deemed the pig and strips naked while his friends form two lines either side of him. He has to crawl on all fours squealing like a pig whilst trying to escape while his friends have to jizz onto his back, head and buttocks.

We gonna make that cheese eating piggy our jizz pig

by Jizz Maestro September 29, 2016

hubba bubba

Hubba Bubba is a bubblegum that was used in the 1980's as a trading currency for sexual favours. Typically it would be traded for a love-bite and fingering behind the local Chinese takeaway.

I was knuckles deep in stinky Donna, but I had to give her a whole packet of Hubba Bubba in return.

by Jizz Maestro October 18, 2016

Riding the Flamingo

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.

I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

by Jizz Maestro September 29, 2017

Jizz Brick

Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.

I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.

by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016