jizzlexia

Reverse ejaculation exiting through one's anus.

The woman realised she was unable to get pregnant when she found out that her husband was suffering from jizzlexia.

by The Asth Man Cometh For You March 11, 2010

jizzlexia

Reverse ejaculation that exits through one's anus.

The couple realised that their fertility problems was because her husband had jizzlexia.

by The Asth Man Cometh March 10, 2010

jizzlebasm

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.

EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?

by Papadouche March 24, 2009

jizzlefart

the act in which you bust a load in a girls ass; which then is released by a flatulent causing a balloon of semen to form around the anal sphicnter.

That bitch let out a jizzlefart the size of a hot air balloon.

by Doug and Steve Butabi October 26, 2011

Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.

That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007

jizzeria

when your compulsively, uncontrollably cumming similar to the uncontrollableness of diarrhea.

his pants are soaked and its not pee, its jizzeria

by Famousto0 February 20, 2008

jizzlewaxed

A term that can be used to politely describe being caught in a bad situation that you can't avoid or get out of.

Chad: "Becky got into my phone somehow and found all the pics of Samantha showing off her rockin'tits."
Wayne: "Dude, you're jizzlewaxed. She's gonna kill you."

by Huge Assman November 1, 2017