jizzlexia
The woman realised she was unable to get pregnant when she found out that her husband was suffering from jizzlexia.
jizzlexia by The Asth Man Cometh For You March 11, 2010
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jizzlexia
jizzlexia by The Asth Man Cometh March 10, 2010
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jizzlexia • jizzeria • jizzlebasm • Jizzledick • jizzlefart • jizzleman • jizzlenat • Jizzleonax • jizzlerious • Jizzletastic
jizzlebasm
An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.
EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?
jizzlebasm by Papadouche March 24, 2009
jizzlefart
the act in which you bust a load in a girls ass; which then is released by a flatulent causing a balloon of semen to form around the anal sphicnter.
jizzlefart by Doug and Steve Butabi October 26, 2011
Jizzletastic
A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!
Jizzletastic by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007
jizzlewaxed
A term that can be used to politely describe being caught in a bad situation that you can't avoid or get out of.
Chad: "Becky got into my phone somehow and found all the pics of Samantha showing off her rockin'tits."
Wayne: "Dude, you're jizzlewaxed. She's gonna kill you."
Wayne: "Dude, you're jizzlewaxed. She's gonna kill you."
jizzlewaxed by Huge Assman November 1, 2017
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