Jizzledick
A penis that is unusually short and fat with a bulbous red tip. Similar to a "chode" but given the odd coloring of the mushroom head it is generally seen as far more repulsive.
Jizzledick by Hans Schlemiel October 16, 2025
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jiggledick
1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time
1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.
jiggledick by TheMcStaplez December 25, 2011
Related Words
Jizzledick • Jizzdick • jizzlestick • Jizzdickulate • Jizzleneck • Sizzledicked • sizzle dick • Jiggle Dick • fizzle dick • Jingle Dick
Sizzledicked
A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.
Sizzledicked by Wu-tang Daddy fo real October 6, 2010
Jizzleneck
Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.
Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"
Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"
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Jizzleneck by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016
jizzlestick
1)Someone obsessed with the nicknames involved in The University Of Sheffield Hockey Club.
2)A sexual act involving a chicken.
see also Dillip Dhillon
2)A sexual act involving a chicken.
see also Dillip Dhillon
jizzlestick by Vivek Balachander February 7, 2008
Sizzledick
Sizzledick by AzCommunism November 11, 2010
Jizzdick
Pretty much the male equvilent of a whore. The idea is that he jizzes alot because he sleeps with alot of woman.
Jizzdick by iknowstrangethings December 11, 2009
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