Jizzledick

A penis that is unusually short and fat with a bulbous red tip. Similar to a "chode" but given the odd coloring of the mushroom head it is generally seen as far more repulsive.

"that's one ugly little jizzledick lol"

Jizzledick by Hans Schlemiel October 16, 2025

jiggledick 

1. (n): a person known for wasting and/or stalling for time.
2. (verb): -ing; the act of stalling for time and/or wasting time

1. God, Sam is such a jiggledick. He really needs to get his act together.
2. Well you know what, Susan, if the teller at the bank hadn't been jiggledicking me for an hour I would have made it to dinner.

jiggledick by TheMcStaplez December 25, 2011

Sizzledicked 

A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.

Girl: "Wow, you sound really drunk"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"

Sizzledicked by Wu-tang Daddy fo real October 6, 2010

Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.

Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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Jizzleneck by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016

jizzlestick 

1)Someone obsessed with the nicknames involved in The University Of Sheffield Hockey Club.

2)A sexual act involving a chicken.

see also Dillip Dhillon

'I can't believe that Jizzlestick got off with Pogo!'

jizzlestick by Vivek Balachander February 7, 2008

Sizzledick

Nickname given to all and any Edgar with herpes.

Hey, is Sizzledick working in the backyard?

Sizzledick by AzCommunism November 11, 2010

Jizzdick

Pretty much the male equvilent of a whore. The idea is that he jizzes alot because he sleeps with alot of woman.

Girl 1: Hey, that guys kinda cute.

Girl 2: Forget it, he's a total jizzdick.

Jizzdick by iknowstrangethings December 11, 2009