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al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face
im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera
al jizzera by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizzerific 

When a person or thing is so good it makes you jizz so hard you get jizzburns.
Dale's mum is so jizzerific!
Jizzerific by ryannathans April 18, 2010

jizzernaut 

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.
I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.

al jizzera

dumping a pallet of jizz on an al-queda member.
those disrespectful terrorists get whats coming to them, al jizzera on all of them.
al jizzera by mrbomangles March 1, 2011

jizzerate 

to jizz or the act of jizzing
" Hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to jizzerate."
jizzerate by Niggaman8 March 14, 2010

Jizzerbalt 

jizzerbalting is when your goofing around with a hard on and you jizz.
dude i was totally playing rock, paper, scissors then i jizzerbalted and no one knew about it.
Jizzerbalt by BOBthepornstar October 11, 2010