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jizzlefart

the act in which you bust a load in a girls ass; which then is released by a flatulent causing a balloon of semen to form around the anal sphicnter.
That bitch let out a jizzlefart the size of a hot air balloon.
by Doug and Steve Butabi October 26, 2011
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Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!
by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007
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jizzfart

when you have anal and he busts in your ass and when you fart the jizz shoots out.
Dave shot my load in Sara's asshole and she jizzfarted all over his face.
by queen queef December 9, 2008
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Jizzheart

A mythical, legendary knite from the 13th century who would defeat his enemies with his immense ejaculations. Legend has it that he fathered over 1000 children throughout Europe over the span of 30 years. Women would travel hundreds of miles just to collect some of his precious baby batter.
After defeating Clitoris Maximus and his mighty army of Cockadonia at the battle of Cum Creek, Sir Landon the Jizzheart mounted his noble steed. While doing so he felt so aroused and triumphant that he released the most immense load of nut butter that it busted through his body armor and shot straight up in the air! As the semen fell to the ground it surrounded Jizzheart and his steed and formed into what appeared to be the shape of a giant heart. As the local towns women came to collect the jizz they realized that it was stuck to the ground and would never come off. Jizzheart knew this was his last battle and would then leave his mark for all eternity. And thus the legend of Sir Landon the Jizzheart was born!
by Roy Caceras February 4, 2009
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Jizzfarts up yesterday

Izaak: man I haven't eaten since last night
Dagen: jizzfarts up yesterday?
Izaak: yeah man
by Bonkzzz April 6, 2022
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Dr. Jizzlepants

When you fuck with somebody while they're working on a science project and shoving test tubes full of chemicals into her pussy and jizzing everywhere.
I gave somebody a chemical burn with a Dr. Jizzlepants.
by ebghjebb October 2, 2016
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Jizzfart

When you are jerking and you fart and cum so hard
I was fapping and I farted so hard I came
So I jizzfart
by Nocry May 25, 2018
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