3 definition by Rhinestone Souron

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The act of following a link which you believe to be a subject of interest for you but instead links you to a video of Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up.
I thought i was following a link to some sweet porn but instead i got rickrolled! :(
by Rhinestone Souron May 15, 2007

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A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.
Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.
by Rhinestone Souron October 07, 2006

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A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!
by Rhinestone Souron June 25, 2007

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