jizzleman

A man who helps his significant other clean up his cum after he pulls out.

Hey baby, I shot it on your back, since I am a jizzleman I will get you a towel so you can clean yourself up.

by shake1211 July 8, 2022

jizzlebasm

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.

EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?

by Papadouche March 24, 2009

jizzlefart

the act in which you bust a load in a girls ass; which then is released by a flatulent causing a balloon of semen to form around the anal sphicnter.

That bitch let out a jizzlefart the size of a hot air balloon.

by Doug and Steve Butabi October 26, 2011

Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.

That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007

Jizzman

The supreme lord of all that is and ever shall be. He is the pimp of all pimps, lord of all ladies, and must be referred to as The Jizzman. All ladies who come across him shall be smitten and all who cross him shall be smoten.

When the The Jizzman sleeps at night, he sleeps on a pile of money with lots of naked ladies. Jizzman, I am not worthy. Please have mercy on me Mr. Jizzman.

by Jizzman November 14, 2003

rizzlemanizzle

An absolute swag lord who gets a lot of girls and is loaded with cash. His networth is £2.4B!

Hi rizzlemanizzle

by Anne franks grandson October 13, 2020

Jizzlemonster

Jizzlemonster; noun, adjective. A particulary annoying, fruity person. Often associated with the word Jizz or Jism.

"Adam your such a jizzlemonster, piss of!"

by Joe Leeper June 28, 2004