jizzlenat

big joint or blunt that is shared by 2 or three people

yo my nigga pass that jizzlenat

hey pass that jizzlenat

by jon and josh April 14, 2008

jizzanators

They almighty fan base for the god herself, jizzl0rd.

jizzanators, united, powerful, unbreakable.

by pen15g0d September 22, 2018

jizzlebasm

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.

EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?

by Papadouche March 24, 2009

Jizznature

The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.

Eddie just left his jizznature on Sparkle's flat and glistening stomach.

by CLRS86 September 1, 2013

Jizzlocated

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.

Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.

by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.

Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!

by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.

Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016