A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."
HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.
by Running out of patience April 2, 2007
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A sparking, shiny after-sex glow.
Jordon is finally glistening after he climaxed for the first time.

Can you believe Jordon doesn't know he is glistening??
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Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.
"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"
by taedium February 14, 2012
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Noun; extremely shiny and or glistening.
In Captain America, First Avenger, Chris Evan's abs were glistenous.

"Did you see Rhianna's highlight! It was glistenous!"

"Did you put some baby oil on your foe head? It looks glistenous!"

"Nia, you light up the whole room! You glistenous!"
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Noun: Female sweat or persperation
"Man, I always work up a sweat when I run. But my girl just glistens"

"Yo, check out the glisten on that chick..."
by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004
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To shine due to expensive jewelry or Cleanliness
Look at that dude! His platinum watch and chain glistens in the moonlight.
by A.O.A January 5, 2004
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When a vampire from the twilight universe goes out into the sun. It's achieved by regular people by sweating and being out in the sun.
I ran four miles and got my glisten on
by thepirateargggg July 4, 2011
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