glistening
glistening by Running out of patience April 8, 2007
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glistening
Jordon is finally glistening after he climaxed for the first time.
Can you believe Jordon doesn't know he is glistening??
Can you believe Jordon doesn't know he is glistening??
glistening by TicklePickles June 5, 2013
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Glistening bead
When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
Glistening bead by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020
glistening cakes
glistening cakes by the dchi cook August 28, 2010
glistening bliss hole
One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.
glistening bliss hole by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005
Glistening Profusely
That chick on the stairmaster has a puddle of water under her from glistening profusely! Good thing she's hot or that would be disgusting!!
Glistening Profusely by calihog August 5, 2009
glistening end
The horrific appearance of an uncircumcised penis following several days of poor hygiene with the addition of one, two or several masturbatory sessions.
The glans penis appears to be moist and shines almost like the glint of a very bright star.
There may also be a caesous smell from the penis and a general aroma of vinegar, related to the general poor state of cleanliness of the gooch area.
Evidence shows this condition to directly related to the length of the foreskin (skin of fore).
The glans penis appears to be moist and shines almost like the glint of a very bright star.
There may also be a caesous smell from the penis and a general aroma of vinegar, related to the general poor state of cleanliness of the gooch area.
Evidence shows this condition to directly related to the length of the foreskin (skin of fore).
Alex has a glistening end.
Alex, thats sick, you need the chop to get rid of your glistening end.
Alex, wash your gooch and whilst your at it, pull back to sort out your glistening end.
Alex, get listed.
Alex, thats sick, you need the chop to get rid of your glistening end.
Alex, wash your gooch and whilst your at it, pull back to sort out your glistening end.
Alex, get listed.
glistening end by legsy11 November 6, 2008
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