Jizzlocated 

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.

Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.

Jizzlocated by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008

jizzocated 

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

jizzocated by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013