jizzits

For when playing soggy muffin but all you have is Cheez-Its

“All we have is Cheez-Its so I guess we’ll be playing a game of jizzits tonight”

by obilongjohn August 23, 2019

jizzics

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013

Jizzinsky

When getting a blowjob, at the point of Climax you push the person giving the blowjobs head down while simultaneously thrusting the penis down their throut to stimulate the gag reflex enducing a cough, the semen then comes out of their nose. Just like when u drink pop and cough, it comes out of your nose. (Follow up with a sweet kiss)

On our honeymoon I gave my wife a Jizzinsky to show my appreciation for her efforts.

by Pete Gizzinsky February 12, 2009

jizzism slap

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.

My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.

by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016

Jizzissippi

A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.

This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.

If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.

Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"

by Souper Rare July 28, 2022