Jazzits

A word to express exasperation over a subject or situation.

The equivalent to "oh my gosh" or "oh my goodness." Because how many times can you say these two phrases before their meaning shrivels due to overuse?

"Oh jazzits, Lindsay Lohan is releasing another album!"

"My parents found out about my online porn watching habits... oh jazzits."

by Powell Atkins Farrar February 22, 2009

Jazzies

1 Dark chocolate squares covered in millions (tiny little sweets). They're called snowies if they're white milk chocolate.
2 Someone who is always looking extra spectacular.
3 Another name for Tinky Winky from the teletubbies.

Example for 1

Tony Blair: George, can you gimme some more jazzies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Thnx.

Example for 2

Gwen Stefani: Hey Akon, wtf Christina MIlian is really fukin pissin me off. She thinks she's a jazzie!
Akon: wow she is!!!!!!

Example for 3:

Toddler 1: Yay! Yay! Teletubbies is on!!!! Wo ha!
Toddler 2: My favourites La la! Wat about yours?
Toddler 1: Jazzie! Jazzie! JAzzie! Jazzie!

by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008

jazzies

A non-derogatory name for a group of girls, unlike bitches and hoes.

David: Hey bro, you wanna go to a party tonite?
Nathan: Are there gunna be any jazzies?
David: hell yea. a crapload of them.
Nathan: Right on then.

by remairwaldo December 18, 2008

Anarcho-jazzism

Anarcho jazzism is a political ideology believing that anarchism can only truly be achieved with a revolution where everyone deafens the leader and then dances on some jazz, a notable member of this ideology Notnilc Llib

"Wow don't you think we should end the state and anarchy should rule"
"Yeah but we should revolt with anarcho-jazzism !"

by Namij December 18, 2022

jazzism

Jazzism is a new philosophical movement based on both utopian and anarchic ideals. Created to fit generation Y and their social, technologic circumstances in the modern age, the movement seeks to disband marxist class systems, sexual boundaries and presuppositions and create a boundary free, ungendered society.

"Im totally converting to Jazzism"

by Dani21 January 15, 2007

jizzits

For when playing soggy muffin but all you have is Cheez-Its

“All we have is Cheez-Its so I guess we’ll be playing a game of jizzits tonight”

by obilongjohn August 23, 2019

jazzies

meaning a group of females (non-deragatory)

Hey all you jazzies get back to class

by Piephoff March 22, 2009