jizzish
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jizzshit muffin
A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment
Can also be used as a compliment
jizzshit muffin by chrissstossss October 7, 2020
Related Words
jizzish • Jizzissippi • Jazzish • jizziah • jizzisle • Jizzism • jizzism slap • Jizzist • jizzshit • jizzshit muffin
jizzism slap
jizzism slap by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014
Jizzissippi
A term used to denote when someone politely sips semen out of a cup following another's ejaculation.
This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
This is typical behaviour at orgies, feminist book club meetings and sperm banks.
If it takes place in a Café, the drink, regardless of its main ingredients is referred to as an Ejaculatte.
Sarah: "oh, Steve. I'm so glad you made me drink your nut from a cup. Telling me to drink more slowly only enhanced the experience"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
Steve: "glad you enjoyed it, babe. That's what we call a classic Jizzissippi"
Jizzissippi by Souper Rare July 28, 2022
jizzisle
to "skeet" or unleash your dragon on someone. Preferalble "tits" or on a girls bra "over the sholder bolder holders"
jizzisle by Joemamma11 May 9, 2008
jizzshizz
Steve sometimes likes to masturbate while he takes his dumps.
Guy #1: Bro, is it normal that I get horny and jack-off while I take dumps?
Guy #2: Dude... no, only fagotrons take jizzshizzes!
Guy #1: Bro, is it normal that I get horny and jack-off while I take dumps?
Guy #2: Dude... no, only fagotrons take jizzshizzes!
jizzshizz by the cisco kid August 20, 2011
Jizzism
Jizzism is a growth based solely on comedy. There are three founding fathers of Jizzism creating the trinity of Jizz, they are: Love, Hate and Gyrate.
The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.
To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.
Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.
To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.
Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
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