jizzflake 

Derogatory term, such as calling someone a "fag" or "retard".

"you're such a fucking jizzflake."

jizzflake by ravenn. October 9, 2007

jizzflakes 

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzquake 

A sudden, sometimes dangerous, usually unexpected, eruption of jizz in your pants. Jizzquakes are rated at levels 1 through 5 depending on the severity. A level 5 is the equivalent to a national emergency.

Vicki eyed that sexy juicehead from across the room and experienced a level five jizzquake, now she needs to go home and change her pants.

jizzquake by asseram September 5, 2010

Jizzface 

the facial expression that a person has before taking a man's wad in the face.

damn that hoe made the ugliest jizzface before i unloaded in her eye!

Jizzface by quachified September 16, 2005

Jizzface 

An insult used in the cafeteria when one person eats pizza with ranch and gets ranch on their face.

Student 1: Man do you know how to eat?
Student 2: What you talking about?
Student 3: What a Jizzface!!!
Student 2: Ughhh!!!

Jizzface by Nicklou November 8, 2010

jizztake 

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

jizztake by getdhood February 4, 2010

jizzflakes 

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006