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jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm
Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."
by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011
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jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.
by Mister E December 7, 2006
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jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.
by Mister E December 7, 2006
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jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.
Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool
by Mgay July 28, 2009
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jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing
"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated
by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013
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Jizzimate

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.
Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.
by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011
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Jizzicane

Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane

A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.
"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
by LessOffensive March 3, 2010
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