jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm

Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."

by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011

jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

by Mgay July 28, 2009

jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013

Jizzimate

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.

Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.

by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011

Jizzicane

Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane

A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.

"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."

by LessOffensive March 3, 2010