jizzquake 

A sudden, sometimes dangerous, usually unexpected, eruption of jizz in your pants. Jizzquakes are rated at levels 1 through 5 depending on the severity. A level 5 is the equivalent to a national emergency.

Vicki eyed that sexy juicehead from across the room and experienced a level five jizzquake, now she needs to go home and change her pants.

jizzquake by asseram September 5, 2010

jizzqueef 

The act of willingly storing semen in the vaginal cavity following intercourse with the expressed purpose of later expelling the semen in the face of the male donor; an accepted form of retribution for a donkey punch.

“I got that bitch good with a donkey punch, but when I lay back down in bed she jizzqueefed yesterday's load right into my face.”

jizzqueef by soundboy24 July 19, 2011

jizzflakes 

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzbucket 

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.

Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.

jizzbucket by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizztake 

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

jizztake by getdhood February 4, 2010

jizzflakes 

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006

Jizzrake 

The comb used 6 hours after falling asleep while masturbating; to remove semen from pubic hair.

Damn, Stonie; that's a right feckin' jizzrake you got there.

Jizzrake by COMEGETME October 10, 2010