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Jizzmata 

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
Jizzmata by Flant April 5, 2009
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Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.
Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!
jizzato by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

Jizznature 

The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.
Eddie just left his jizznature on Sparkle's flat and glistening stomach.
Jizznature by CLRS86 September 1, 2013

Jizzmatic 

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.
That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!
Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

jizzcapade 

An exciting escapade involving jizz.
Last night was a right jizzcapade
jizzcapade by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

Jizzgator 

A plastic, flexible, alligator toy that has been utilized during sexual activities, specifically in use as a penetrative instrument. It is assumed that the alligator has come into contact with various bodily fluids.
I found my buddy's nasty ass jizzgator and shoved it in his bobbem while he wasn't looking
Jizzgator by Khan. November 20, 2011