15 definitions by WhosYourDaddy

swill-on

The verb to be a swilly.

Fuck me, he's got a right swill-on.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

swilly

1. Someone who lives in North Prospect in Plymouth, England. See shit-hole.

2. A hardcore janner with a screw loose. See swill-on and dickhead.

1. He lives up swilly way

2. Don't mess with him, he's a right swilly.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

whoreticulture

A hobby which involves shagging or fucking a slapper in your or in a neighbour's garden.

Fancy a bit of whoreticulture love? I'll get me tool out...

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

plemurf

How a true janner would spell Plymouth.

I live in swilly in plemurf

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

baguette sandwich

A titwank with chubblies

I fancy a baguette sandwich with extra mayonaisse please

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

freedom fries

A word used to replace the word french in french fries. It originates from george bush. See fuckwit.

McDonalds Worker: Do you want freedom fries with that?

Me: No I want proper british chips...and for you go fuck yourself with an oversized pencil.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004