WhosYourDaddy's definitions

baguette sandwich

A titwank with chubblies

I fancy a baguette sandwich with extra mayonaisse please

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

freedom fries

A word used to replace the word french in french fries. It originates from george bush. See fuckwit.

McDonalds Worker: Do you want freedom fries with that?

Me: No I want proper british chips...and for you go fuck yourself with an oversized pencil.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

purple-headed woom broom

see penis or joystick

I did a bit of spring cleaning last night....with my purple-headed woom broom.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

spend a penny

1. To piss, urinate, take a slash.

2. Opposite of taking a crap, or shit

Excuse me love, we'll have to fuck later. I need to spend a penny down the waterworks.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

hot damn

The act of getting into somebody's ass and then rocking it right off

Hot Damn! Don't tell your face but im about to rock it!!

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

plemurf

How a true janner would spell Plymouth.

I live in swilly in plemurf

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004