WhosYourDaddy's definitions

cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

euro-nate

1. The european equivilant of spend a penny. To piss, urniate, drain the lizard.

I euro-nated all over the french bar.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

spend a penny

1. To piss, urinate, take a slash.

2. Opposite of taking a crap, or shit

Excuse me love, we'll have to fuck later. I need to spend a penny down the waterworks.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

fuck for a buck

1. Cheap dirty diseased whore or prostitute.
2. Someone who is worth laying, would be a decent shag.

1. Look at her, i can tell she would fuck for a buck!

2. Look at her, she's worth a fuck for a buck!

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

swilly

1. Someone who lives in North Prospect in Plymouth, England. See shit-hole.

2. A hardcore janner with a screw loose. See swill-on and dickhead.

1. He lives up swilly way

2. Don't mess with him, he's a right swilly.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

swill-on

The verb to be a swilly.

Fuck me, he's got a right swill-on.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

purple-headed woom broom

see penis or joystick

I did a bit of spring cleaning last night....with my purple-headed woom broom.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004