freedom fries

A word used to replace the word french in french fries. It originates from george bush. See fuckwit.

McDonalds Worker: Do you want freedom fries with that?

Me: No I want proper british chips...and for you go fuck yourself with an oversized pencil.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

spend a penny

1. To piss, urinate, take a slash.

2. Opposite of taking a crap, or shit

Excuse me love, we'll have to fuck later. I need to spend a penny down the waterworks.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

shit-hole

1. A hole into which one takes a shit or goes for number twos.

2. An pleasant place to live

3. North Prospect area of Plymouth, England where 99% of the janners live. See fuckwit.

1. Is that your shit-hole? Mind if I take a dump?

2. God you live in a shit-hole.

3. God you live in the shit-hole.

by WhosYourDaddy January 16, 2004

purple-headed woom broom

see penis or joystick

I did a bit of spring cleaning last night....with my purple-headed woom broom.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

swill-on

The verb to be a swilly.

Fuck me, he's got a right swill-on.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

jizzcapade

An exciting escapade involving jizz.

Last night was a right jizzcapade

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

bog diver

Similar to muff diver only less pleasant.

Put your snorkel on, its time to go bog diving.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004