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pizzaholic 

Someone who eats pizza more than any other food in their lives.
Them: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Well, I'm a pizzaholic. Pepperoni please.
pizzaholic by WhatsAHandle? March 9, 2016

jizzolicious 

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.
Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.
jizzolicious by Fugattir March 18, 2009

Jizzalicious 

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)
dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

Jizzalicious 

Something that is so good, it makes you jizz. Usually refers to taste, appearance. Can be used to describe almost anything in the world. However, it is not commonly used to describe sex, as that is physically jizzalicious, and therefore kills the meaning.
Wow! These cupcakes are jizzalicious!

Jizzaphonics 

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.
My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!
Jizzaphonics by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

Jizzphobic 

Term used to describe the sufferer of jizzphobia, the fear of splooge.
Dave: "Did you shoot in her mouth?"

Harold: "No danger, she's bastard jizzphobic!"

"Go on you dirty bitch let me squirt on your tits...."
"No way, you know I'm Jizzphobic"

She's the world record jizzwalker - she's jizzphobic!"
Jizzphobic by Imaffit November 27, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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