jizzaholic 

One who is addicted to jizz. Slut. Person that is a tool. Fag. Homo.

I heard that Cathy is a jizzaholic.

jizzaholic by Ubergruppenfuhrer November 23, 2003

pizzaholic 

Someone who eats pizza more than any other food in their lives.

Them: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Well, I'm a pizzaholic. Pepperoni please.

pizzaholic by WhatsAHandle? March 9, 2016

jizzolicious 

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.

Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.

jizzolicious by Fugattir March 18, 2009

Jizzalicious 

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)

dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

Jizzalicious by Devin Hampton Taylor November 2, 2006

Jizzalicious 

Something that is so good, it makes you jizz. Usually refers to taste, appearance. Can be used to describe almost anything in the world. However, it is not commonly used to describe sex, as that is physically jizzalicious, and therefore kills the meaning.

Wow! These cupcakes are jizzalicious!

Jizzalicious by mahertheadventurer May 1, 2010

Jizzaphonics 

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.

My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!

Jizzaphonics by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

Jizzphobic 

Term used to describe the sufferer of jizzphobia, the fear of splooge.

Dave: "Did you shoot in her mouth?"

Harold: "No danger, she's bastard jizzphobic!"

"Go on you dirty bitch let me squirt on your tits...."
"No way, you know I'm Jizzphobic"

She's the world record jizzwalker - she's jizzphobic!"

Jizzphobic by Imaffit November 27, 2009