jizzaholic

One who is addicted to jizz. Slut. Person that is a tool. Fag. Homo.

I heard that Cathy is a jizzaholic.

by Ubergruppenfuhrer November 23, 2003

pizzaholic

Someone who eats pizza more than any other food in their lives.

Them: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Well, I'm a pizzaholic. Pepperoni please.

by WhatsAHandle? March 9, 2016

jizzolicious

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.

Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.

by Fugattir March 18, 2009

Jizzalicious

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)

dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

by Devin Hampton Taylor November 2, 2006

Jizzalicious

Something that is so good, it makes you jizz. Usually refers to taste, appearance. Can be used to describe almost anything in the world. However, it is not commonly used to describe sex, as that is physically jizzalicious, and therefore kills the meaning.

Wow! These cupcakes are jizzalicious!

by mahertheadventurer May 1, 2010

Jizzaphonics

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.

My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!

by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

Jizzphobic

Term used to describe the sufferer of jizzphobia, the fear of splooge.

Dave: "Did you shoot in her mouth?"

Harold: "No danger, she's bastard jizzphobic!"

"Go on you dirty bitch let me squirt on your tits...."
"No way, you know I'm Jizzphobic"

She's the world record jizzwalker - she's jizzphobic!"

by Imaffit November 27, 2009