Jifaholic

a person who eats jif every chance he or she gets without considering other food choices

Man, Ted is a real jifaholic, he doesn't eat anything else.

by Dorothy D December 2, 2019

jaffaholic

One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.

Signs of being a Jaffaholic:

1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.

Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.

Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.

She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.

by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006

fifaholic

Mera wooo! That’s probably what this person says 24/7. Always vibing & having a positive impact. There to give others advice & help friends, humble but wild. Usually have a crazy past that no one really knows. Next Hugh Hefner & is a great masseuse, can make a girl waterfall like no other & see stars

Hey who’s that with all those girls ??
Deadass? That’s fifaholic bro (king of skrotis)

by Fifaholic November 23, 2021

Jitholic

Kid who acts like an alcoholic

Bro jermaine is a jitholic

by droselover1 May 7, 2023

jizzaholic

One who is addicted to jizz. Slut. Person that is a tool. Fag. Homo.

I heard that Cathy is a jizzaholic.

by Ubergruppenfuhrer November 23, 2003

Judaholic

To be addicted to judases.

You keep going for backstabbers, you must be a judaholic.

by judaholic January 21, 2023

Fifaholic

A person in which is addicted to the game fifa. Most specifically since they have gotten a new PlayStation 5.

For example: Hayden is playing fifa too much, he is diagnosed with fifaholic disease

by Neyney23 March 12, 2023