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jaffaholic
One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.
Signs of being a Jaffaholic:
1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.
Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Signs of being a Jaffaholic:
1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.
Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.
She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
jaffaholic by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006
Related Words
Jifaholic • fifaholic • gifaholic • jaffaholic • Jihanholic • Jitholic • jizzaholic • Jobaholic • Judaholic • Jain-aholic
fifaholic
Mera wooo! That’s probably what this person says 24/7. Always vibing & having a positive impact. There to give others advice & help friends, humble but wild. Usually have a crazy past that no one really knows. Next Hugh Hefner & is a great masseuse, can make a girl waterfall like no other & see stars
Jitholic
Jitholic by droselover1 May 7, 2023
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