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jaffaholic 

One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.

Signs of being a Jaffaholic:

1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.

Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.

She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
jaffaholic by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006

fifaholic 

Mera wooo! That’s probably what this person says 24/7. Always vibing & having a positive impact. There to give others advice & help friends, humble but wild. Usually have a crazy past that no one really knows. Next Hugh Hefner & is a great masseuse, can make a girl waterfall like no other & see stars
Hey who’s that with all those girls ??
Deadass? That’s fifaholic bro (king of skrotis)
fifaholic by Fifaholic November 23, 2021

Jitholic 

Kid who acts like an alcoholic
Bro jermaine is a jitholic
Jitholic by droselover1 May 7, 2023

jizzaholic 

One who is addicted to jizz. Slut. Person that is a tool. Fag. Homo.
I heard that Cathy is a jizzaholic.
jizzaholic by Ubergruppenfuhrer November 23, 2003

Judaholic 

To be addicted to judases.
You keep going for backstabbers, you must be a judaholic.
Judaholic by judaholic January 21, 2023

Fifaholic 

A person in which is addicted to the game fifa. Most specifically since they have gotten a new PlayStation 5.
For example: Hayden is playing fifa too much, he is diagnosed with fifaholic disease
Fifaholic by Neyney23 March 12, 2023
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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