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Jizzphobic 

Term used to describe the sufferer of jizzphobia, the fear of splooge.
Dave: "Did you shoot in her mouth?"

Harold: "No danger, she's bastard jizzphobic!"

"Go on you dirty bitch let me squirt on your tits...."
"No way, you know I'm Jizzphobic"

She's the world record jizzwalker - she's jizzphobic!"
Jizzphobic by Imaffit November 27, 2009
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Jizzophobia 

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.
People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....
Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

jizzphobia 

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia
jizzphobia by Jim April 23, 2004

Jizzaphonics 

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.
My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!
Jizzaphonics by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

jizzaphobia 

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body
“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”
jizzaphobia by umermyaum June 23, 2019

jizzaholic 

One who is addicted to jizz. Slut. Person that is a tool. Fag. Homo.
I heard that Cathy is a jizzaholic.
jizzaholic by Ubergruppenfuhrer November 23, 2003

Jijiphobic 

When you are against people who indentify as a jiji
Hey guys im going by jiji/jiji/jijiself !
no ur a dumb nigger im anti jjbq
Thats jijiphobic
Jijiphobic by kanjikek March 8, 2021
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