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Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.
Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.
Jombie by joeyblazed May 28, 2010
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Jon Lazari has a massive joombie
joombie by KEdan October 28, 2016

Zerman Jombie 

A botched name given to describe Nazi German Zombies
"Holy FUCK DUDE! I was playing Call of Duty and a ZERMAN JOMBIE just ate my fucking face!"
Zerman Jombie by Felix Greene April 5, 2009

jhobbies 

A past time activities that produce an income, and become part of your work life.
Manuel told me” dad, when I grow up I want to do many jhobbies, not work!”
jhobbies by HungryDad September 2, 2021
the word Zombie pronounced by anyone who cant say the "Z" sound. Although in US not many may understand the term "Jombie" in Asia, the locals will only understand "Jombie" instead of Zombie.
(Term used mainly by F.O.B. Asians.)
Lude! There are hella jombies at the joo.
(Dude! There are hella zombies at the zoo.)
jombie by Rob Jombie October 14, 2006
A very fast zombie. First created when watching 28 Days Later at 4 in the morning and mistaking Jim for a zombie.
See zombie
Rob turned around and shouted, "JOMBIES!"
jombie by Rob (Danger Man) May 13, 2005
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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