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To be trapped or held hostage in prolonged and circuitous conversation by your boss, impacting workday productivity.
I went to my boss' desk for my 30 minute one-on-one but was stouted and didn't get back to my desk for over an hour.
Stouted by JWOW206 February 7, 2010
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God Shouter 

A Born Again fundametalist Christian. Is often seen burning books or encouraging bans on

abortion while simultaneously supporting the death penalty.

Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"

Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"
Abby, "Daddy, who was that strange man knocking on the door?"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.

AGAIN.

Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"
God Shouter by Abby's Daddy October 1, 2019

Monster Shouter 

Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.
When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".

One Shotted 

1. Usually used in MOORPG's to describe an event where a high level NPC or monster kills your 10,000 hit point character in one fatal swoop.

2. Can also be used to describe an event where serious pwnage is credited.

1.My decked out Pally got One Shotted by Onyxia.

2.The snowboarding spill was so epic that dude got One Shotted to the top.
One Shotted by Imallin August 7, 2006
To take a screen shot, in paste tense.
I had screen shotted the information on my desktop and emailed it to her.
Shotted by DNAGuy August 17, 2020
irreversebly screw up something
I'm sorry, I shruted the sales call.
Ya you did.
shruted by shikaka February 17, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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