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Blow Jobbies 

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.
Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.
Blow Jobbies by BCTC March 1, 2021
originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.
she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.
jobbies by A D August 16, 2007
faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.
ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies
jobbies by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006

one of them jobbies 

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.
I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

jobbies on toast 

Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces
woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm
jobbies on toast by shmelliottmack September 27, 2010