joombie 

An aboriginal word for penis

Jon Lazari has a massive joombie

joombie by KEdan October 28, 2016

joombie 

Aboriginal Australian word for penis

Billy has a big joombie.

Sally is a real joombie chaser

joombie by Babywaterbufflo July 26, 2014

Jombie 

Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.

Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.

Jombie by joeyblazed May 28, 2010

Joomie 

A Jewish roommate who is awesome and fun to hang out with.

My joomie Sara is out of town this week.

My joomie and I are going to throw a party next weekend

Joomie by SD_Hokie October 28, 2010

Zerman Jombie 

A botched name given to describe Nazi German Zombies

"Holy FUCK DUDE! I was playing Call of Duty and a ZERMAN JOMBIE just ate my fucking face!"

Zerman Jombie by Felix Greene April 5, 2009

Joobies 

The lovely bosoms of a lovely Jewish lady.

"i'm dating miriam schwartz! it's a double win - my parents will approve and she has nice joobies!"

Joobies by Anne Copperdink December 15, 2008

joobie 

an unofficial SI unit measuring wackiness.

that guy made a wacky face and gained 67 joobies!!!

joobie by joobologist October 20, 2009