jezzer

Work place safe(ish) way to insult your colleagues, bit like calling them a wally;

'What did you do that for?...you Jezzer'
'Morning Jezzer'
'Stop been a Jezzer'

by Barry Shoe September 28, 2013

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

Jezzed

When you get something completely and terribly wrong.

You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.

by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013

jazzerette

a small piece of jazz music , also a guitar suitable to play a sort of jazzy music

listen to my jazzerette;
i play a little jazzerette on my Jazzerette in the buffette of the wasserette

by Smoke Bosvogel August 19, 2008

Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

by Royalwolf January 19, 2011

Jezerae

An amazing girl. Any man who has one is truly lucky.

That girl is so perfect.

That girl is so Jezerae.

by zkslfnkjrengjvlrek September 8, 2011