jozzer
jozzer by icecreamandchips2 June 22, 2009
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jozzer
Fuck off you jozzer,
That jozzer is a anal rapist,
Have you seen that jozzer over there, it's no coincidence hes a hadji.
That jozzer is a anal rapist,
Have you seen that jozzer over there, it's no coincidence hes a hadji.
jozzer by Mike and Rich March 11, 2008
Related Words
jozzer • jizzer • jazzer • jizzery • jazzercise • Jazzercize • jazzerette • Jizzercise • Jizzerific • Jizzershit
al jizzera
al jizzera by jizza000 December 29, 2015
Jizzer
A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.
“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”
“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
Jizzer by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019
jazzerette
listen to my jazzerette;
i play a little jazzerette on my Jazzerette in the buffette of the wasserette
i play a little jazzerette on my Jazzerette in the buffette of the wasserette
jazzerette by Smoke Bosvogel August 19, 2008
Fizzy Jizzer
Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.
Fizzy Jizzer by Royalwolf January 19, 2011
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