Jezzed 

When you get something completely and terribly wrong.

You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.

Jezzed by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013

Jezzed 

When a person says that they will be there at a certain time or place, but ends up being hours late or not showing up at all.

In short; the worst time-keeper known to man kind itself.

You -"Oi lads, Jezz said he'd be here at 4....It's now 6 ?!?! The actual fuck."

Other friend- "Looks like we've been Jezzed once again...."

Jezzed by Seal Scrotum August 2, 2016

Jazzed 

An intense expression of happiness.

Chloe: I'm so frickin jazzed today

Ruby: why?

Chloe: I got a free taco 😫

Jazzed by Spicysalt November 19, 2017

jizzed up 

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

Jerzed 

To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.

Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"

Jerzed by therealSHAC November 27, 2009

Jozzed 

A current and much more sexier way of saying jizzed.

D: I just jozzed at the thought of that.

S: I tend to do that. ;D

Jozzed by thesexiestmotherfuckerever April 12, 2009

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

Jizzed my pants by kam75xx April 11, 2021