Jewvet 

A cosy linen item generally used in the bedroom for warmth and snugness when one is alseep. One can have many different covers of varying design and colour making everyones Jewvet almost unique. A person's Jewvet will also have a signature smell dependent on its owner, and stain patterns depending on the nature of sexual acts occuring beneath it.

In a normal world everyone loves their Jewvet.

Man to wife; stop stealing my side of the Jewvet

Beef; I had to change my Jewvet today because it smelt like Wooton

Jewvet by DAVE9999 May 16, 2010

jewvatar 

Ben Stiller dressed as an avatar during 2010 Oscar Awards: Best Makeup

ben: Israel is our land... god gave it to us... we are the chosen ppl !!!!!!

rnd guy: stop being such a jewvatar complaining all the time you douche!!!

jewvatar by messi944 March 9, 2010

Jewlett

noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.

John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."

Jewlett by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012

Jewett 

A whale's dong.

A humpback's jewett can be up to 15 feet long and can weigh 80 pounds.

Jewett by wsorbust October 2, 2011

Jewvenile 

■ adjective

for or relating to young jews, jewannabes,

■ noun a young Jewish person. ▶Law a Jew below the age at which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible (81 in most countries).

1. Dude, check those jewveniles preparing kosher meal.
2. Jewvenile justice is the area of criminal law applicable to rich jewish persons too old to be prosecuted.

Jewvenile by män-'täzh July 28, 2009

Jewretz

Jewretz (aka the 15inch wonder) is an old legend. The Jewretz was a man who abused ratchets. Jewretz cared nothing of peoples' opinions or what was seen as socially accepted. Disregarding authority and respect to women, he took not what was his, but what was others.

"Just because there is a goalie, does not mean I can not score" -Jewretz

"A hole is a hole" - Jewretz

"If she is down to fuck, she is attractive"- Jewretz

"No always means Yes"- Jewretz

Have you met Jewretz?

Jewretz by Jewretz (the legend) January 22, 2013

Jewett 

A man with an enormous whale penis. Originated when slavemasters saw theres slaves

holy shit that boys got a jewett...keep him away from the bitch

Jewett by buckwada March 24, 2007