jewrab
That cheap ass jewrab.
Jewrad
He is known to many as a beast. He's a nigga from the east. Incredibly giant black man, but sometimes confused for a Lebanese child. Glasses? Usually. If a Jewrad's eyes are working properly, meaning his contacts have been properly lubed up, then you will not see him with glasses. This is never the case.
Some characteristics of the Jewrad: playing stupid Jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid Jewrad phrases that don't amount to anything, getting piss drunk and overanalyzing the war in Iraq with stupid Jewrad friends, tells stupid Jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid Jewrad unbelievable stories.
A Jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.
You know you know a Jewrad if:
You have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
You find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a Lebanese boy.
You are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, sexual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.
Some characteristics of the Jewrad: playing stupid Jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid Jewrad phrases that don't amount to anything, getting piss drunk and overanalyzing the war in Iraq with stupid Jewrad friends, tells stupid Jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid Jewrad unbelievable stories.
A Jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.
You know you know a Jewrad if:
You have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
You find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a Lebanese boy.
You are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, sexual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.
Jewrangutan
Jewrangutan by Keith "the x-factor" Learmonth January 18, 2008
Jewbabe
noun
Usually used to refer to cisgender Jewish boys/men, a Jewish person who is attractive, intelligent, charming or a mixture of all three.
It can refer to Jews who are solely ethnically/culturally Jewish, but they tend to be religious as well.
Usually used to refer to cisgender Jewish boys/men, a Jewish person who is attractive, intelligent, charming or a mixture of all three.
It can refer to Jews who are solely ethnically/culturally Jewish, but they tend to be religious as well.
“Omg I heard that Zac Efron has Ashkenazi ancestry! He is such a Jewbabe.”
*At Friday prayer* Maya: “Wow, Adam is rocking that yamaka.” Tamar: “I agree, Adam is such a Jewbabe! Shabbat shalom indeed.”
*At Friday prayer* Maya: “Wow, Adam is rocking that yamaka.” Tamar: “I agree, Adam is such a Jewbabe! Shabbat shalom indeed.”
Jewbabe by dancerlove30 April 29, 2015
jewray
laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.
Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"