Jewrassic 

■ adjective jewology relating to or denoting the period of time during which buying stock is most profitable.

Man, the jewrassic era is over for Wall Street.

Jewrassic by män-'täzh2 July 28, 2009

jewrassic 

relating to or denoting the second period of the Holohoax era.

Jew numbers fell significantly at the end of the jewrassic.

jewrassic by AnonDoxy January 16, 2023

Jurassic Prick 

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Jurassic Park 

A great peice of Cinematic magic,

Welcome to Jurassic Park..

Jurassic Park by Rob T September 15, 2003

Jurrassic Park 

The wrong way to spell "Jurassic Park".

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurrassic Park?

Guy 2: Learn how to spell, dumbass.

Jurrassic Park by InstantActionHero April 14, 2007

Jurassic Park Syndrome 

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

Jurassic Park Syndrome by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008