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Jewrassic

adjective jewology relating to or denoting the period of time during which buying stock is most profitable.
Man, the jewrassic era is over for Wall Street.
by män-'täzh2 July 28, 2009
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jewrassic

relating to or denoting the second period of the Holohoax era.
Jew numbers fell significantly at the end of the jewrassic.
by AnonDoxy January 16, 2023
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Jurassic Prick

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."
by murribunda December 27, 2021
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Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
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Jurassic Park

A great peice of Cinematic magic,
by Rob T September 15, 2003
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Jurrassic Park

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurrassic Park?

Guy 2: Learn how to spell, dumbass.
by InstantActionHero April 14, 2007
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Jurassic Park Syndrome

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.
Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.
by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008
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