Jewrad 

He is known to many as a beast. He's a nigga from the east. Incredibly giant black man, but sometimes confused for a Lebanese child. Glasses? Usually. If a Jewrad's eyes are working properly, meaning his contacts have been properly lubed up, then you will not see him with glasses. This is never the case.

Some characteristics of the Jewrad: playing stupid Jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid Jewrad phrases that don't amount to anything, getting piss drunk and overanalyzing the war in Iraq with stupid Jewrad friends, tells stupid Jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid Jewrad unbelievable stories.

A Jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.

You know you know a Jewrad if:

You have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
You find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a Lebanese boy.

You are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, sexual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.

Hari: "Jewrad! How is going on man?"
Jewrad: "Shut the fuck up! I'm a nigga from the east."

Jewrad by DomeHome October 21, 2010

Vaginika and Jewrad 

Trumpo's "hot" daughter and likely lover, and her weaselly looking undertaker of a spouse.

Did you see the new book “Fire and Fury” ? They all think Vaginika and Jewrad are dumb as a rocks. And she negotiated with Jewrad that she gets to run for president! President of what? President of mindless fuckhole?

Vaginika and Jewrad by Taxidrvr May 6, 2018

Jewmadillo

A Jew and a Armadillo Mixed

Did you see that guy looking for some jewish food, he looks like a jewmadillo

Jewmadillo by The Immortal Enforcer March 16, 2010

Jeradith 

A grey hat hacker who's skills cannot be matched. They typically come from the town of Spalding, Lincolnshire and are not very sociable. 100% Roman Catholic but has a streak of violence unseen since the downfall of regional ITV idents and , for whatever reason, cannot finish their own sentences without some external cranberry.

You're totally a Jeradith.

Jeradith by Jeradith April 14, 2021

Jerrad 

The most amazing boy you will ever meet in your life. He is very handsome, and has an amazing smile. Jerrads eyes will have your heart from the start. He can be an ass hole, but he makes sure that you know he loves you. Cares too much, shows no emotion, tries to hide that he really does truly care more than anything sometimes. He doesn't realize how many people love him. He has a few friends, but they will be with him forever. Jerrad is a very independent person who will do what makes him happy. Jerrad is the most confusing person you'll ever lay eyes on. He changes his mind every other second, and is very stubborn and opinionated. He will accomplish anything he sets his mind to.

"Did you see that Jerrad?.. there was something about him.."

Jerrad by tsunani February 15, 2010

jewnado 

When a jew freaks out about you asking them for spare change to cover a purchase.

After I asked Mr. Goldstein for quarter to cover my lunch, he went on a jewnado, ranting and raving about how I should be fiscally responsible for myself.

jewnado by mujazzman May 8, 2008

Jewrangutan 

A jewish person who resembles an ape. a combination of Jew, and Orangutan

Person 1: Look at that jew, he looks like an ape!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Jewrangutan.

Jewrangutan by Keith "the x-factor" Learmonth January 18, 2008