jewray 

laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.

Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"

jewray by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Jewrad 

He is known to many as a beast. He's a nigga from the east. Incredibly giant black man, but sometimes confused for a Lebanese child. Glasses? Usually. If a Jewrad's eyes are working properly, meaning his contacts have been properly lubed up, then you will not see him with glasses. This is never the case.

Some characteristics of the Jewrad: playing stupid Jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid Jewrad phrases that don't amount to anything, getting piss drunk and overanalyzing the war in Iraq with stupid Jewrad friends, tells stupid Jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid Jewrad unbelievable stories.

A Jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.

You know you know a Jewrad if:

You have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
You find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a Lebanese boy.

You are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, sexual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.

Hari: "Jewrad! How is going on man?"
Jewrad: "Shut the fuck up! I'm a nigga from the east."

Jewrad by DomeHome October 21, 2010

jerway 

Someone who got into a lot of colleges, and thusly thinks of him/herself as the shit, but is actually a scrub.

J: I just got 261 points on Scramble!
A: Fuck you Jerway

jerway by Ba-a-alls July 7, 2010

Jewrangutan 

A jewish person who resembles an ape. a combination of Jew, and Orangutan

Person 1: Look at that jew, he looks like an ape!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Jewrangutan.

Jewrangutan by Keith "the x-factor" Learmonth January 18, 2008

jewry curl

A mix between a jewfro and a jheri curl.

Example: "I wish I could get my jewry curl to glisten like Andy Samberg's, but it just ends up dry and crazy like Phil Spector's."

jewry curl by aslan8 January 28, 2010

Jetray 

The act of a woman giving a handjob to a man while on a private jet (no pun intended) causing a ray of sperm.

The flight would have been so boring had I not been Jetrayed by my wife.

Jetray by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Jewrat 

A person who is Jewish or displays traits commonly attributed to one who is Jewish. This person exhibits greed, selfishness, prejudice toward any non-Jewrats, and a generally hypocritical view toward life. A full-blooded Jewrat will often have a prominently bridged, larger than life nose. Audibly, the Jewrat can be heard from great distance by either jingling pockets or over-annunciated speech, or both.

Jimmy waited outside patiently for Synagogue to end, at which time he tossed a shiny penny into the crowd and watched as the Jewrats tore each other limb-from-limb in an attempt to increase their wealth.

Give me back my dollar you Jewrat!

Jewrat by Jigga-Zilla January 6, 2009