jewpod

an ipod that does not always work correctly and loves to piss people off

man1: my ipod isnt working right!!

man2: wow what a jewpod

by darth revan945 July 13, 2010

jewpoofery

this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room

too many to mention, but i don't fancy getting sued for libel by a jewpoofery lawyer that i know

by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008

jewpids

Jewish cupids.

Jewpids just want you to meet someone nice and settle down. L'chayim!

by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Jewpid

Doing something stupid or unreasonable just to save a couple dollars

Friend 1: Did you hear Nancy went to the movie theater on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd just to save a dollar off her ticket?
Friend 2: That part of town is a shithole, how Jewpid is she??

by stinkytrinket May 21, 2019

jewpid

a rat that thinks he can build a microwave, cannot use his middle finger, calls turn signals "indicators," and drives girl cars. frequently wears flannels without undershirts and douchey sunglasses. jewpid kids also love to xp with their online guy friends.

that jewpid kid is trying to build a bomb out of koolaid.

by itsrake August 10, 2016

Jewpocalypse

The Jewpocalypse is the apocalypse like event that will occur in 2012. Much like the Holocaust that happened in the 1940's. In this event, the Jewish community will rise up and attempt to take over the Non-Jews of the world. In this, the most blue-eyed blond haired people will instinctively rise up as leaders of the Non-Jews. So, in other words, befriend many Aryans while you can. The Mayan interpretation is only a cover up for the somewhat Anti-Semitic Jewpocalypse.

GUY: So, have you heard about the Jewpocalypse?
GIRL: What the hell is that?
GUY: Oh, it's the end of the world.

by Apple Simpson September 6, 2009

jewpid

A Jewish cupid. They just want you to meet someone nice and settle down.

What's a jewpid? ^^

by lalalalovez March 3, 2011