Jewpedo

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A Jewish guy who sexually attracted to small children who have lots of money.

Is that man on your street a Jewpedo?
Yeah, he's attracted to coins and children.

Jewpedo by Jewpedo March 31, 2021

jewped

Being tricked by one of those sly jewish people.
Similar to duped but involving jews or heebs as i like to call them.

Oh my goodness i have been jewped.

jewped by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 10, 2006

Related Words

Jewpedo • jepedofile • jepedophile • jewped • Jewxedo • jeeped on • jew me down

jepedophile

A pedophile who uses puppets to lure in little children for his pleasure. Half jepedo of pedophile. Jepedo being the man from pinnochio.

The man who used puppets to get Tommy into his car was a sick jepedophile.

jepedophile by 19ghost91 April 5, 2007

Jewxedo

Matching nylon tracksuit, preferably Sergio Tacchini or Le Coq Sportif. Adidas is acceptable.

"Mendy, I love that Jewxedo on you! It's gaaaawgeous!" See the movie "Safe Men," or any older resident of South Florida. Has far reaching Eastern European implications.

Jewxedo by Josh Barokas May 30, 2008

jepedofile

A Puppets Master who likes to keep his puppet in his mastetier dungeon. Do not be fooled by the jepefofile.

“Ever since that bizarre incident at the puppet show, old Mr. Jenkins has been the talk of the town as a suspected jepedofile.”

jepedofile by Blocka rules July 28, 2024

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026