cupid

A person who makes a couple fall in love.

That man was just like cupid!

by Jamie February 18, 2003

cupid

Cupid is the little angel in wings that makes people fall in love but then always screws them over in the end.

Cupid made me fall in love then made him take my car my house and my money, thanks cupid you can go suck a dick.

by falconSX April 09, 2003

cupid

to describe someone who tries to play off their stupidity as cute

When Jane met Bobby and asked him that really awkward question, he thought she was being cupid.

A cupid statement would be something like the capital of Pennsylvania is capital P.

by RichmondGirl09 January 25, 2009

cupid

A quarter pound QP of weed.

We scored a cali cupid last night.

by Alaskan Aurora April 26, 2009

cupid

A person who does very stupid things, a dimwit.

This word is a contraction of "Cupid Stunt", who was a character on the Kenny Everett Show in the 1980s. This in turn is a spoonerism of "Stupid Cunt". The expression is used by people who watched TV in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show's popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.

1: That fellow was playing chicken with the trains on the railway line.
2: What a cupid.

by Lior Bar-On January 04, 2008

cupid

after having sex with girl in the ass, pull cock out and smear poo on butt cheek in the shape of the heart #1 brown jersey. then, get the hell out of her dormroom!!

Justin gave Shania a cupid, leaving behind the greatest valentine's day card in the history of the world.

by Bad Valentine February 13, 2004

Cupid

A person who ships others frequently, pretty self explanatory tbh

O: I know J and M are secretly dating
P: I ship it
M: I’m not, we’re just friends
L: He never had a crush on anyone tbh
N: CUPID DETECTED!

by Ace the simp May 30, 2023