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Jewizire 

An unstoppable combination between a Jedi, Wizard, and Vampire. Such creature is very rare and extremely lethal.

There is no stopping a JEWIZIRE

A Jewizire carries around its lightsaber, wand, and coffin.
Look at that Jewizire! It's casting a spell, using the force, and sucking someone's blood at the same time!
Jewizire by Jewizire July 27, 2015
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Jedidiah 

Truly a man among boys. Jedidiah's combination of intellectual brilliance and flawless, godlike physique leaves you earthly peasents dumbfounded. This guy has biceps so massive that their gravitational presence in our solar system is essential to life as we know it. Although one would expect this gem from God to have a larger than life persona, Jedidiah is known for his modesty and kindness to all which undeniably completes him as the perfect human being.
Hello ma'am do you have a moment to discuss our savior Jedidiah?
Jedidiah by God's gem September 8, 2013

Jewmidity 

Term descriptive of the percentage of Jewish people at an event or place.
Wow.....the Jewmidity at this resort is so ridiculously high!
Jewmidity by Orangeairplane September 16, 2012

Jedidiah 

Jedidiah by Moose February 10, 2004

Jewdiligence 

(Verb) to do your due-diligence in finding the best offer or deal or coupon before making a purchase.
I have to do my Jewdiligence before I can buy that plane ticket.
Jewdiligence by rabbihacker March 18, 2019
A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.
This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.
Jewido by cheeky fello January 13, 2009