Moose's definitions

Figgish Pikmor

A tower of Figmor to the west of the Phygus Mountains.

by Moose May 1, 2003

ROTFLMAO

1. Abbreviated form of Rotten Flamingo (if spelled oddly)
2. Chat/MSG speak for "Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off." For the insanely lazy and long-winded.

1. Look at that plastic ROTFLMAO in that yard.

2. ROTFLMAO!!!! You are SOOOO funny!

by Moose September 24, 2003

Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.

I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.

by Moose August 30, 2004

BOB-FOC

Body Off Baywatch - Face Off Crimewatch. A female with a splendid figure but a face like a bag of spanners

JEEEEZ thats a right BOBFOC over there

by Moose September 19, 2003

just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."

SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"

by Moose July 12, 2004

sewercide

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.

Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.

by Moose May 20, 2004

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003