Moose's definitions

bottle

To "bottle" is to force someone to vacate a stage during a public performance, by throwing a hail of drink bottles at them. A variation is to piss in said bottles first. Popular at the Reading Festival.

Dude! 50 Cent got totally bottled at the Reading Festival.

by Moose September 9, 2004

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003

fasnerfis

The little (or large) ball of lint fluff which collects in a persons belly button

Man you could knit a sweater with that much fasnerfis!

by moose May 5, 2004

Saints

As in New Orleans Saints,a Natonal Football League team from Louisiana in the NFC. Known for allowing opposing teams to make seemingly impossible comebacks possible, and for just sucking balls year after incredibly sucky year. Often used condescendingly to shame a person or group of people.

Dear God, I've seen better games played by the Saints!

by Moose September 23, 2003

save the world

Euphemism used to describe the act of urination. i.e. To bust a mad piss.

That coffee really ran through me, I need to save the world.

by Moose September 24, 2003

Scrimp

A term used to ask if anyone wants to throw down on your shrimp

HEY WHO'S GOT 8 BUCKS on my MA FUCKIN SCRIMP!

by Moose June 12, 2004

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

by Moose September 23, 2003