Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

The noise made when driving through a narrow gap at a very high speed.

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck we're gonna die!

by Moose February 03, 2004

Cleveland steamroom

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.

Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!

by Moose September 21, 2003

unicorn

Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.

Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.

by Moose September 23, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."

SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"

by Moose July 12, 2004

Quagmire

a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.

go superquagmire! awayy! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.

by moose February 10, 2005

sewercide

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.

Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.

by Moose May 20, 2004