Moose's definitions

Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane

Hmmm, how about some squidward?

by Moose March 26, 2003

bottle

To "bottle" is to force someone to vacate a stage during a public performance, by throwing a hail of drink bottles at them. A variation is to piss in said bottles first. Popular at the Reading Festival.

Dude! 50 Cent got totally bottled at the Reading Festival.

by Moose September 9, 2004

just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."

SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"

by Moose July 12, 2004

Quagmire

a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.

go superquagmire! awayy! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.

by moose February 10, 2005

sewercide

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.

Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.

by Moose May 20, 2004

Scrimp

A term used to ask if anyone wants to throw down on your shrimp

HEY WHO'S GOT 8 BUCKS on my MA FUCKIN SCRIMP!

by Moose June 12, 2004

Saints

As in New Orleans Saints,a Natonal Football League team from Louisiana in the NFC. Known for allowing opposing teams to make seemingly impossible comebacks possible, and for just sucking balls year after incredibly sucky year. Often used condescendingly to shame a person or group of people.

Dear God, I've seen better games played by the Saints!

by Moose September 23, 2003