50 definitions by Moose

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
by Moose September 24, 2003
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moose

The Abercrombie shirt had a moose on it.
by Moose January 25, 2005
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just good friends

A polite way of saying "I don't want to fuck you."
SHE SAYS: "Oh, Mark and I are just good friends"

SHE MEANS: "I won't touch him - he sickens me"
by Moose July 12, 2004
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shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.
I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.
by Moose February 20, 2005
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Squidward

a prickly man who lives inside the spit membrane
by Moose March 27, 2003
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scrog

1: To grab another person in a headlock and noogie them until they beg for mercy.

2: Cider Dregs.
1: *noogie noogie noogie*
by Moose November 17, 2003
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unicorn

Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.
Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.
by Moose September 24, 2003
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