jewicidal

When one is so incredibly jewish, that they become suicidal.

"I cant take it any more, I'm jewicidal"

by Cjc 777 December 31, 2007

Jewicidal

When life becomes so jewish that in order to escape you commit suicide. Sadly you o to Hell

Man I freaking hate this Torah I am becoming Jewicidal!

by Jay Muzella December 31, 2007

jewicidal

Suicidal behavior exhibited by a Jewish person, generally due to the loss or prohibition of any form of monetary gain.

When I learned that the finance contract was offered to that goyim, I certainly felt jewicidal. If it happens again, I may commit jewicide.

by Alpha Aquarius January 18, 2009

commit jewicide

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.

Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016

Jewicillin

1. Chicken soup or Matzo Ball soup.
2. Anything a Jewish mother forcefeeds to her children and basically everyone else when victim is feeling sick.

"I feel like I've been steamrolled. I think I need some Jewicillin."

by ends with 'berg' November 17, 2009

jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.

Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.

by QuacksO May 30, 2021

jewicide

In a deathmatch style video game, when a player kills himself in order to prevent you from getting the kill point.

"I would have had the high score that round, but that bastard soldier kept jewiciding himself!!"

"Steve, I swear to God I'm quitting if you jewicide one more time!"

by CR98 January 14, 2008