jetwa

originated from shirley! currently residing in the jungle or great dover street. smells of peanut poopoo. has sex with minty only when he is on his reds

jetwa loves fat minty's fat thighs

by ???????? January 18, 2005

jetta theory

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female

I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.

by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013

jethalal

GOAT of Hindi Entertainment Television.
Has phenomenal acting skills with eye catching and funny expressions.
He is the synonym of G.O.A.T
Only clowns will say him overrated 🤡

Virat Kohli is the Jethalal of Cricket

by TMKOC fan June 30, 2021

Jetgasm

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

by keifermail June 29, 2009

Jetdav

To go Insanly apeshit on Teamspeak or Ventrilo using a Deep Scottish accent, and an extremely large amount of swears.

Dude he died on Runescape and pulled a Jetdav

by ben mazer February 26, 2008

jetbaiting

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.

When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"

by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012

jetpack blues

When you leave an unsuspecting partner because you never actually liked them, and feel guilty.

Stacy has the jetpack blues because she left her rebound, Jackson.

by Alexano March 21, 2017