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jetbaiting 

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.
When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"
jetbaiting by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012
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hetbaiting 

When a closeted celebrity is put into stunts, headlines, relationships/bearding in order to appear heterosexual.

‘Hetbaiting’ is selling a majority straight fanbase the unattainable but possible fantasy of being with this celebrity.
“No, they’re not straight. They were told their career would be over if they were queer, so they had to hetbait for years before they came out.”

Maybe he isn’t queerbaiting and instead queerflagging? I think he may be forced to participate in hetbaiting due to his fanbase. That makes more sense.”

“She happily came out as a lesbian after years of being confirmed to be bisexual and only seen with men. Hetbaiting at its finest.”

“Real people can’t queerbait. But there is lots of money to be made from heterosexuality. Their PR team hetbaited this celebrity for years while they got accused of queerbaiting. How sad.”
hetbaiting by ArtOfAchilles May 16, 2023

jewbating 

When a person from jewish decent masturbates
I caught Aaron jewbating in the bathroom.
jewbating by topper77777 December 19, 2017

jetboating 

similar to motorboating where you blow rapid air bubbles in between a women's boobies, jetboating is doing the same on the at first frightened but eventually appreciative women's taint and butthole
she wasn't really into the 69 until I starting jetboating her and she climaxed in about 10 seconds
jetboating by millpool21 August 14, 2021

Joybaiting 

The opposite of ragebaiting. Saying things to get a good reaction out of someone.
“You have a nice smile, Kyle.”
Thanks Bro!”
“No problem! Just joybaiting.”
Joybaiting by kyylocal June 18, 2025

Joybaiting 

Making a person happy with a slam of compliments.
Guy: Hey, your shirt looks dope, no lies man.

1st person: Oh thanks for the Joybaiting man
Joybaiting by anonymous August 22, 2025
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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