jetbaiting

The act of furiously masturbating specifically to poorly photoshopped images of Jet, the sexy star of the 1990's British show Gladiators.

When we knocked on Mike's door to see if he would like to join us on a trip to the local pub, all we heard was a panicked shuffling of sand and a muffled yell of "Go away! I'm Jetbaiting!"

by BlueMeekel October 3, 2012

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hetbaiting

When a closeted celebrity is put into stunts, headlines, relationships/bearding in order to appear heterosexual.

‘Hetbaiting’ is selling a majority straight fanbase the unattainable but possible fantasy of being with this celebrity.

“No, they’re not straight. They were told their career would be over if they were queer, so they had to hetbait for years before they came out.”

“Maybe he isn’t queerbaiting and instead queerflagging? I think he may be forced to participate in hetbaiting due to his fanbase. That makes more sense.”

“She happily came out as a lesbian after years of being confirmed to be bisexual and only seen with men. Hetbaiting at its finest.”

“Real people can’t queerbait. But there is lots of money to be made from heterosexuality. Their PR team hetbaited this celebrity for years while they got accused of queerbaiting. How sad.”

by ArtOfAchilles May 16, 2023

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jewbating

When a person from jewish decent masturbates

I caught Aaron jewbating in the bathroom.

by topper77777 December 19, 2017

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jetboating

similar to motorboating where you blow rapid air bubbles in between a women's boobies, jetboating is doing the same on the at first frightened but eventually appreciative women's taint and butthole

she wasn't really into the 69 until I starting jetboating her and she climaxed in about 10 seconds

by millpool21 August 14, 2021

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