Kohli
Kohli by Pro.Netron💥 November 25, 2021
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Kohli
Someone who lives on a separate plane of existence from mere mortals. Scientifically hyperliterate and applies infinite knowledge of the cosmos to creating a perfect first born son. Kohli's are immune to fire alarms.
*BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEP"
A: Damn, that fire *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* alarm is so loud.
B: Okay then, we'll finish the technology meeting later, lets *BEEEEEEEEP* get outside.
Kohli: But I wasn't done presenting, I'm only on slide 19.
*BEEEEEP*
Kohli: My son scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT.
A: Isn't your son in 7th grade?
Kohli: Yes.
A: Damn, that fire *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* alarm is so loud.
B: Okay then, we'll finish the technology meeting later, lets *BEEEEEEEEP* get outside.
Kohli: But I wasn't done presenting, I'm only on slide 19.
*BEEEEEP*
Kohli: My son scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT.
A: Isn't your son in 7th grade?
Kohli: Yes.
Kohli by Why_yes_I_do_enjoy_eggnog August 27, 2013
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Kohli
Kohli (noun): Someone who habitually leaves a place or group of people suddenly and unexpectedly, without informing any other members of the group.
do a Kohli (verb): The act of disappearing suddenly.
do a Kohli (verb): The act of disappearing suddenly.
Q: "Hey, where's Vikram?"
A: "He's left... man he's such a Kohli" or "Can't see him, looks like he's again done a Kohli!"
A: "He's left... man he's such a Kohli" or "Can't see him, looks like he's again done a Kohli!"
Kohli by Vikku Mhatre March 19, 2010
Kohli
Kohli's curse
Kohli's curse by DwiteShroot April 17, 2023
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Virat Kohli by Niqotein November 20, 2020
Virat Kohli
Virat Kohli is the Greatest Cricketer ever he is the King of the cricket and Run machine and the chase master Virat Kohli is faster than the cheetah in run chases he holds the record for most centuries in run chase no one can match him he is King Kohli GOAT
Virat Kohli by its__ammar November 22, 2020
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