Someone who lives on a separate plane of existence from mere mortals. Scientifically hyperliterate and applies infinite knowledge of the cosmos to creating a perfect first born son. Kohli's are immune to fire alarms.
*BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEEP - BEEEEEEEP"
A: Damn, that fire *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* alarm is so loud.
B: Okay then, we'll finish the technology meeting later, lets *BEEEEEEEEP* get outside.
Kohli: But I wasn't done presenting, I'm only on slide 19.
*BEEEEEP*

Kohli: My son scored a perfect 2400 on his SAT.
A: Isn't your son in 7th grade?
Kohli: Yes.
by Why_yes_I_do_enjoy_eggnog July 18, 2013
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Kohli (noun): Someone who habitually leaves a place or group of people suddenly and unexpectedly, without informing any other members of the group.

do a Kohli (verb): The act of disappearing suddenly.
Q: "Hey, where's Vikram?"

A: "He's left... man he's such a Kohli" or "Can't see him, looks like he's again done a Kohli!"
by Vikku Mhatre March 19, 2010
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A kohlie is a strong independent person. They always find a way to be there for a friend and always listens to what you have to say. A kohlie keeps things to their self so if they like someone they will keep it on the downlow. They are beyond gorgeous and you’ll get lost in their eyes.
Dang that kohlie is so valuable!
by Lhok November 27, 2018
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A former shopper of Kohl's before President Mansell took away the MVC card holder FREE SHIPPING.....one who never paid more than 90% of the ticket price at Kohl's....one who now shops Amazon and all other retailers who offer free shipping.....one that has cut up their Kohl's MVC card....one that has been blocked on Kohl's facebook page.
Kohlie: 50% off is not a deal - does not pay for shipping - not loving Kohl's - glad Britney is leaving
by Cee-cee Witt October 16, 2009
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Wow, You really are a Virat Kohli in your field.
by Niqotein November 20, 2020
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Virat Kohli is the Greatest Cricketer ever he is the King of the cricket and Run machine and the chase master Virat Kohli is faster than the cheetah in run chases he holds the record for most centuries in run chase no one can match him he is King Kohli GOAT
Virat Kohli is King of Cricket
by its__ammar November 22, 2020
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Virat Kohli is a Good Captian, Player and also a great brand ambassador. He is the fastest batsman to score 8000 to 12000 ODi runs. He is the ruling king of world cricket. He has been the best from 2009 till now. He is the youngest indian to get Arjuna Award. He has also won
ICC Cricketer Of The Year, ICC ODi Cricketer of the year, ICC Test Cricketer of the year.
And Now Looking Forward to Win Decade Awards Of ICC.
Virat Kohli is a Good Captian.
by SonnJayy78 December 7, 2020
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