Jetgasm

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

by keifermail June 29, 2009

jewgasm

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

by tdrga May 7, 2006

Jewgasm

The euphoric feeling a Jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return

Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm

by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011

Jewgasm

When someone who is cheap finds out that there is a sale of any kind and has an orgasm from the excitement.

Alex: "Look at that... half off on drinks."

Schaaf: "No WAY! OMG thats amazing!"

Alex: "Wow clam down, don't have a jewgasm."

by Brad-Alex June 28, 2010

Jewgasm

Jewgasm - (jew.gaz.zem)-n.

1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.

1. Check out that guy who bought that second-hand Ferrari for three grand. Bet he's jewgasming in his pants as we speak.
2. Susan Portnoy just spent the GDP of a small African country at Bloomingdales. Probably had to jewgasm a hell of a lot.

by Ed Zimmer December 17, 2007

jergasm

a moment of extreme pleasure from listening/watching Stephen Jerzak.

i was watching Stephen Jerzak sing white horse on stickam, and i just had a MAJOR jergasm.

by haileylovesyouuu July 27, 2010

Jetgas

Jetgas often occur while flying, and/or after flight. Jetgas happens because of the airpressure. Usually you can feel it in your ears, but it can also happen in your intestine. Typical symptoms are extreme pain in your stomach.

Synonym for jetlag

I had such a bad jetgas after the flight from HongKong!

by jetgas June 6, 2019